Cleaning in circles...

Ok so honestly I swear that I do clean my house! On most days I feel kinda like I am cleaning in the path of the worlds deadliest tornado though. Today I spent the whole day cleaning and by whole day I mean I even skipped my usual momma bear nap time. Perhaps that is why I am threatening to kill my young if they don't settle and go the f*** to sleep. Speaking of that, if you haven't done so yet you need to google "Go the f** to sleep" and read the edited adult version of this quaint bedtime story for children. Anyhow, back to cleaning (as a topic, not the actual task at hand.) Despite my day of cleaning my house still looks like a battle scene from Saving Private Ryan crossed with one of those treacherous mountain climbing films since mount wash more is looming ominously in the corner. I guess that one day not too terribly long from now I will actually have a dwelling that stays clean for more then ten minutes.